Here’s a beauty tip for ladies, That I came upon today
I was showering I was soaping, In the ordinary way. When my pubes went down the plughole, Just like that, without the pain, without cream or wax or potions, Without rashes, stress or strain, I’ve a muff that has gone AWOL
I’ve a mount without its fluff, So for your depilatory problems, Chemotherapy’s the stuff.
- Lyn, Australia