Beauty Tip
Here’s a beauty tip for ladies
That I came upon today,
I was showering I was soaping
In the ordinary way
When my pubes went down the plughole
Just like that, without the pain
Without cream or wax or potions
Without rashes, stress or strain
I’ve a muff that has gone AWOL
I’ve a mount without its fluff,
So for your depilatory problems
Chemotherapy’s the stuff.- Lyn, Australia
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